my L3Gs r breakin...

been walkin ard non-stop for e past few days lo...
my aunty and cousin came to SG on monday to visit us lo
den i as a host bring em ard to tour SG ...
first day went sentosa and tour ard e usual places lo
like underwater world all these ...
damn long nv go these tourist attraction liao sia
and hor these places damn ex one lah LOL
SG jus wan 'koop' as much $$ from e tourist as possible sia
next day went shopping wif em in town lo...
den my leg freakin cnt take it liao sia
wan die liao lah... and gt so mani ppl in orchard tink of walkin there also sian sia...

ZOO today lo... met my sec skool frens at ard 9am in AMK lo
my fren gt like 3 complimentary pass to go in so like can take 12 ppl in for free lo
so we all basically went in for free =DD
a lot of monkeys there lah ... piang eh
reason: they fuck all day long ... (WTF)
we went to e red ass monkey area and immediate saw one monkey riding on another...
and my fren went "hey monkey having sex!!!" den we all laughing like wat la...
the amt of monkey there realli like got population explosion sia
no family planning for e monkeys at all lo... they jus keep giving birth LOL
the white tiger there damn freakin fierce lo... we wave at him den he come stare at us lo...
like any minute can jump out to eat one of us lah LOL...
the white tiger like walk 100000 years also not tired one sia... can jus keep walkin and walkin
went ard to other parts of e zoo and took more pics lo
polar bear there damn pampered la... one whole air-conditioned room to itself 24 hours long lo
how freakin nice lah ^^
bt e zoo onli gt one polar bear left? or isit only one to start wif LOL
walked ard den saw a breed of cross btn a horse and camel lo...
den this funni horse was humping another horse la WTH...
the animals there realli nthin more to do than fuck each other all day long??
haha maybe ba they also no nid hunt for food lo...
OMG we jus watched animal porn at e zoo lo...
zoo shld b classified R21 lah LOL
ltr the horny animals corrupt those innocent little children lo...
den walk until my legs realli feel like breakin liao sia
went off at ard 4 lo... everyone was like pls giv my leg a break lo...
ha tml still gg play soccer wif em... OMG my legs...